Cockney
Yesterday several fings were irritatin' me. One of them bein' a spam...er "blogger" 'oo bypassed word verification ter spam a blog, init?The final stror came wen I came across an example blog I fought were a spam bog.
I ended up bloggin' wile angry and tired. That is never a right good idea. I deleted the post I wrote because it bovvered me. I may use parts of it in anuvver post.
Yesterday weren't all bad. I got ter practise readin' some Dutch.(Thanks Men! Blimey!) I'm still pretty weak at it but I'm learnin' and I use Babelfish wen I cop stuck, right?
Redneck
Yestiddy sevahal thin's were irritatin' me. One of them bein' a spam, dawgone it...er "blogger" who bypassed wo'd vahificashun t'spam a blog, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! Th' final straw came when ah came acrost an example blog ah thunk was a spam blog, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells!
Ah ended up bloggin' while angry an' tired, cuss it all t' tarnation. Thet is nevah a fine idea. ah deleted th' post ah wrote on account o' it bothard me. ah may use parts of it in t'other post.
Yestiddy warn't all bad, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah gotta prackise readin' some Dutch.(Thanks Men! Fry mah hide!) ah's still purdy weak at it but ah's larnin'an' ah use Babe'fish when ah git stuck. Shet mah mouth!
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This post was created using The Dialectizer - which I have mentioned before in this blog. Thanks to Comyn for reminding me of it.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Yesterday In Cockney And Redneck
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dialectizer,
funny,
language,
my day
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2 comments:
After all the serious posts I have been writing lately it was fun to write something lighter.
I believe I once saw a Cockney fellow.
But then it scarpered into the shadows, hissing as it went.
Actually, now I think about it, it might just have been a fox.
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