Sunday, July 18, 2004

The Sprinkle Song

(For LJ – sung to the tune of "If You're Happy And you Know It ...")

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,

wipe the seat. (Thump. Thump.)


If you sprinkle when you tinkle,

wipe the seat. (Thump. Thump. )


If you sprinkle when you tinkle,

be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.


If you sprinkle when you tinkle,

wipe the seat. (Barrump!)


(Notes: Thumps = drums, Barrump = trombone)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

And don't forget to flush!

ROFL that was priceless, thanks for the laugh!

Unknown said...

Now I've the song with the new lyrics stuck in my head all day.

And I've got to use the bathroom REAL bad at the moment...